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Ganito Ka Rin Ba Mag-English?
The following is a letter found at a certain bar in Manila and have been preserved to its original unedited form. Enjoy reading and you may try to direct translation is Tagalog, Pls. read with feelings……

October 1996,
To Marjorie

I am not surprise or wonder why Dennis leave you why? What reason can you think about but you’re very fat body. I thought before that Dennis only use me to his toy but sooner and later I’m realize that he really can’t not beared or stomached to be with you anymore because at first, Dennis say he could not stand you’re habit of making pakialam all his walks (lakad) and always calling to their house what he got home or this or that.
And then he say he get ashame to me either in school or in his family and then asking you to exercise you’re very very, very fat body. But you hate it. Thought you’re the most preetiest girls he knows about. What do you think you are “ Beautiful Girl” of Jose Mari Chan?
Even you are beautiful face ( to your think) you do not have the right to called me whatsoever or else difference name one time or the other for the real purposed to insults my personality because I’m never call you names either in the front of Dennis or in the backs of Dennis, but if you start already to calling me different name, I don’t have any other choice but to call you other different name to. Like you are a PIG, FAT, OBESSED, OVERWIGHT, AND UGLY SHAPE girl. Shame to you’re body that is to a BUDING.
You can’t not blame Dennis for exchanging you to me because I am the more sexier that you when you look to us in the mirror. I’m repeat again that you are like Lozada when she is a girl.
Love,
The sexiest Girl of D.M.
P.S.
You say that I’m the bad breathe but who is Dennis want to kissed. Me or you? And the final is me. There you go


Edited Version:



ENTERTAINMENT
Ganito Ka Rin Ba Mag-English?

The following is a letter found at a certain bar in Manila and has been preserved to its original unedited form. Enjoy reading and you may try to direct translation is Tagalog, Pls. read with feelings……
October 1996,
To Marjorie,

         I’m not surprise or wondering why Dennis leaves you. What reason can you think about but you’re very fat body? I thought before that Dennis used me only as his toy but sooner and later I realize that he really can’t beared or stomached to be with you anymore because at first, Dennis say he could not stand you’re habit of making care at all his walk and always calling to their house. And then he say that he get ashamed to me either in school or in his family and then he asked you to exercise, you’re very fat body. But you hate it. Thought you’re the prettiest girl, he knows about. What do you think you are Beautiful Girl of Jose Mari Chan? Even you have a beautiful face, you don’t have the right to call me whatsoever or in different name or the other, for the real purposed to insults my personality because I never call your name either in front of Dennis or in the back of Dennis, but if you already started to call me in a different name, I don’t have any other choice but to call you too in other different name. Like you are a PIG, FAT, OBESE, OVERWEIGHT, AND UGLY SHAPED girl. You should be ashamed at your body that is to a BUILDING. You can’t blame Dennis for exchanging you to me because I’m sexier than you, when you look at the mirror. I repeat again that you are like Lozada when she is a girl.
                                                                                                                      Love,                            
The sexiest Girl of D.M.

P.S.
You can say that I’m the bad breathe but who want Dennis to be kiss. Me or you? And the final is me. There you go

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